SMS JOKES

SMS---1

The bride, upon her engagement,went to her mother and said,
"I have found a man just like father !!! "
Her mother replied , "so,what do u want from me ",SYMPATHY ?

SMS---2

Person-1 : Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans.Is it a boy or girl ?
Person-2: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
Person-1: Oh,I am sorry sir.I did not know that you were her father.
Person-2: I am not. I am her mother.

SMS---3

Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.They are Saturday and Sunday in a week.

SMS---4

Q : How does an actor screw in a light bulb ?
A: He just holds it,and the world revolves around him.

SMS---5

Sachin : My wife beats me,Doctor.
Doctor : Oh dear,How often ?
Sachin : Every time we play scrabble.

SMS---6

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with another man.
Husband : ‶ What are you doing ? ″ To which his wife said to her lover, ‶I told you,he was stupid ″.

SMS---7

A nobel prize winner dedicated his novel to his wife and wrote - ‶ It′s dedicated to my wife because in her absense only, I completed this book″.

SMS---8

A police recruit was asked during an exam , ‶ What would you do if you have to arrest your mother? ″
His answer- ‶ Call for back-up ″.

SMS---9

Q : What is the height of stinginess ?
A : Giving missed calls to customer care !!!

SMS---10

Man : Is this seat empty ?
Woman : Yes,and this one will be too,if you sit down.